buttsec:

do u ever just look at your hand

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

bewbies:

in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you

meladoodle:

yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine